There's always so much pressure on the author of any form of self-descriptive writing, partially due to the human race's common habit of viewing themselves as much less than they really are, as well as a widespread inability to see your own characteristics. Let us rise up as a species to overcome these obstacles! We will have the autobiography prowess that we deserve! We will have what is rightfully ours! We will have JUSTICE!
... You may have realized that I'm just trying to get out of writing a bio. I'll write one just to prove you wrong!
I'm a tablet-less digital artist who procrastinates all day. I used to have a tablet, and another before that, but I lost them, as I also have minimal sense of responsibility. I'm a waste of a person, but I'm the best damn waste of a person you'll ever even hope to meet in your life! My hobbies includ-
Yeah fuck it I can't do this.